Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Chinese + English = Chinglish

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even
an Englishman could not construct

sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and


Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

Not only did he do it 1
10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what

he came up with.....

day I go 2 climb
a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic

and 4
down. The man rushed
out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and

threw up. So I go into 7
and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took

a 9
and try to stab at
him. 10 God he run away.

I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.
Next day I called my

boss and told him I was 6
He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
also asked me to go climb a 3

and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice
him but I don't know what he 1.